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Saturday, September 17, 2011


Summer is giving way to Fall
September 11 Ten Years After came and went. Without incident and just solemn silence.

  These are my 'worlds' in FB...
Classmates before 1976, mostly Oakland High, some as early as Glenview
- Active and not so active; friends of friends of those classmates;
Friends met after 1984, mostly former co-workers;
Relatives, and younger relatives from Tanay and Moncada in the Philippines;
Others from the Philippines I knew between 1976 - 1983;
abd recent adds are classmates from De Ocampo Optometry 1984.  
Wednesday at 11:28pm

If I die young, bury me in Facebook...

  The Google+ Song

I've been hacked! My FB is acting funny. Oh, wait... false alarm. I was just possessed.
My new FB song (ok I stole it from Emily) "It's a quarter after one..." Lady Antebellum - Need You Now
To friends requests I don't respond to, as well as those who are here but not active. Who are you?

Did anyone notice...
1 The "FB [Search] Home Profile Find Friends Account" bar doesn't disappear? see illustration
[it still does on cell phone brower].
2 An old Status/comments thread can be revived using "Reshare?" ReEmphasize a point you made, even a long time ago...
if you can still find it. Or steal someone elses.
Tip: To get back to the top without scrolling, click FB title, upper-left.

-  added #2 to My response to the 11 Ways To Become The Worst Facebook Friend Ever. - @TremendousNews!

First there was AOL chatrooms. Then there was CraigsList. Trusting people victimized by pedophiles, carjackers, home invaders, con artists.
   This is narcissism and voyeurism all in one package
   Subscribe equals Twitter's followers, then there's Lists. Just copying Google+ Circles. Who is on my main news feed and who is not. Classifying friends and cross-referencing. So many changes and change backs.
   Now this is creepy! Why would I want a follower of strangers?
Facebook is rolling out a new feature called, "subscribe," which is a lot like Twitter. This would apparently appeal to celebrities OR those that are in marketing.
I can already read another person's Wall, if and when I want to. If they set it for public, like I do. Pages that I 'like' are listed for me to see whenever I feel like it. I don't need it shoved into my face... I mean News Feed.
NS - How many stalkers and murderers will they have to catch with the report "The alleged perpetrator was known to have followed the victim by subscribing to their posts on Facebook?"

Friendcaster is slow to load and you have to guess what each icon button is for. It is great in loading multiple pictures from my phone directly to FB without using USB connection or SD adapter. I also use...
- FB in the Android Market. Does not have address window showing.
- m.facebook is Mobile Facebook
- and my browser whose Wall and News Feed works the same way as on the laptop. But when I hit Profile, it goes m.facebook on me.

It's "International Talk Like A Pirate Day". Here are some tips. Did you know that you can change the language of your Facebook. To Pirate at the bottom left where it says English?
I be eyein' this with pleasure and shanghai'd it from me matey Lynne "On Talk Like a Pirate Day, Landlubbers Arrr Shouting ‘Ahoy’"

Cliff Notes For Dummies. It started with an author. It's boring. It ended with no movie credits. There is a moral somewhere. Now go take the test.

Please copy & paste this to your status if you are constantly being asked to copy & paste something to your status by friends who copy & paste things to their status. Many people won't copy & paste this, but my true sarcastic friends will copy & paste it because they know this was copied & pasted. And for crap's sake don't forget the hearts ♥ ♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥

Did you know the Android operating system version code names are in alphabetical order based on a dessert item. After the original Beta comes Cupcake, Donut, Eclair, Froyo, Gingerbread, Honeycomb, Ice Cream Sandwich. Mine has 2.2 Froyo [frozen yogurt] - Android version history
Do any Android users ROOT? "Jailbreaking" for iPhone users. Just in case you run out of free stuff in the Market.

Star Legends: The Blackstar Chronicles

How many AT&T Uverse support techs does it take to fix a technical problem?
I don't know, It hasen't happened yet!
"Did you try unplugging it for ten seconds and plugging it in again?"
- Yes, and there a FIVE lights! - in a loud Captain Picard voice
"Sorry I could not fix your issue. Please hold while I bring you to the next tier technician. If you have further problems, log in to"   more

The new TV season line-up. Gotta find the remote.

  Another reason why I watch nbc news at 11.

I believe in everyones right to do anything that doesn't interfere with anyone elses rights to do the same. Keep it respectable and out of my face.
-  Reply to Darnis - One of my wonderful, loving gay girlfriends Willa posted this below: Im probably gona lose fb friends behind this one but if you must go, cause i must say if you don't like gay marriage, blame straight people. They're the ones who keep having gay just saying.
Darnis (him-sexual)added: Yheaaaa for gay babies and the fruits that produce them - I love you all. If you are offended by my post, PLEASE delete me too as a friend.

Reactivated my annual membership with Tanay Club in America Saturday Sept 19
Quotations are cute, but mean nothing if not backed up by action. The pen is mightier than the sword, but the paper is just that ... paper

If you have 24 chromosomes, you have no right to judge me because, by DNA, you are as twisted as I am.

You shouldn't text while walking or driving. You could poke an I out.@

Being on-line too much. My dreams have a scroll bar on the right.  Sunday at 11:08pm

Letter: W (like....?!?)

Things I like: Water for drinking
Things I hate: Water as in drowning
Places I've been: Water as i an island surrounded by
... Things I know(am): Water 96%
Like MY status and get a letter.

  ‎25¢ is now $2.99; 80¢ for 80 pages is now $5.99 compared to 1960. Millionaire Bruce Wayne is now a billionaire because of me!

‎4/$10 becomes $13.48. WTF is the purpose of a CRV if you can't return cans for thefull value paid? Safeway@Castro Valley Victoria=bitch, or probably because I wasn't white.

Star Trek "shoulda been" one/short-liners...
Uhura "Hailing frequencies open, shugah."
Chekov "Course laid in, keptin." (actually that's all he does)
Sulu "I'm detecting something in space.What should I do?!?
Spock "There are no signs of intelligence life... switching to syndication."
... Kirk: "Will somebody find me a woman of a different color?"
To McCoy and Scotty "Go to your rooms!"
Red shirt Security "AAaarrgghh!"

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. Thomas Jefferson
- so far our government is at 30% capacity

Bill Maher,  The Daily Show, and  The Colbert Report
I choose to be entertained rather than fully informed. You may correct me, but don't be smug about it! We may not see eye to eye, but no one needs to be an arse about it.

Obama has a chance to win, just as Bush did. Because idiots are attempting to run against him

I'm not shedding any tears about this.  Feinstein says campaign may be 'wiped out' by Durkee

"There's only three things I've ever been afraid of. Electricity. Heights. ...wait a minute... I'm married too.

High Voltage Cable Inspector -- Gotta See It To Believe It!  Thanks Lori

Does anybody still use the colored plastic 3.5-inch square things that Mr Spock uses? USB keychains? DVDR coasters? Conventional SDs will become personal hygiene devices.

Does your phone plan have a data cap?  How Much Is 5 GB & Is It Enough?   Yesterday at 12:45am

Stardrift Empires is cool

Charlie Sheen "returns to normal" on Jay Leno. Was it all a hoax? A gimmick like what Hulk/Hollywood Hogan did? We'll see on September 19. "Winner!"  Sheenpocalypse Now     Wild Thing 2!

Can anyone say Kool-Aid? I prefer carrying around red food coloring in my pocket. And it has its own FB page! ULOL

Wow! Isn't this so cool! Find an SF parking spot and price thru texting.
Wait! Isn't texting while driving illegal?   SF debuts parking texting service

WTF - Lack of service is directly proportional to the thickness of the bulletproof glass. Place is like a BART station without the riot cops. Oh, as for security, it has been robbed more times than Cybelle's pizza across the street! Not even counting the ATM hold ups.

This should be an automated location. Window clerks are lazy fat asses just gossiping. I show envelopes to be mailed, it throws stamps thru the window. My lazy ass is paying their wages? For what?!  USPS - United States Post Office - Diamond Station

English is sooo difficult to understand! I was born in America!   Lauren Cooper and Doctor Who clash in class - Classic Comic Relief

My reference on all things biblical. Written by and translated by men.
Mark 1:1 The beginning of the gospel about Jesus Christ, the Son of God.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.
Revelation 22 American King James Version

For everyone who has will be given more, and he will have an abundance. Whoever does not have, even what he has will be taken from him. - Matthew 25:29
- At first (when I was eight) I thought it meant as in money and possessions.
'Talents' refers to God given... as in intelligence, looks, personal strengths. Those who use it will be rewarded. Those who do not, out of fear, whill be damned.

re Time Spent on Mobile Equals That of Print  Thursday at 11:24am

MSS asks if someone tells you "your fb pictures don't do you justice" ... what does that mean???

"I believe in one God, the Father almighty" That's it!  Thursday at 4:55am

Again Republicans are blaming Obama [administration] for something they [R] originared. Afghan-Iran, recession, halting social programs, low views of the US and its poliricians.

Mary had a little lamb, it's fleece was white as snow;
Everywhere that Mary went, that lamb was sure to go.
Then along came Rodney, not at all interested in Mary. Eyed the lamb and changed its name to that of Curry.  
Wednesday at 8:18pm

Claire Wagner  I hate using Facebook on the iPhone sometimes. They really need to improve their mobile app. Soon the far majority of people will be using it from their phones or tablets.  September 12 at 8:50pm

AT&T is like the government. Take my money and make things work. I DON'T want to call you. Internet is down. My $25 a month Virgin Mobile works fine. Go figure!

Had a dream of a cramp in the calf of my right leg during my 3 hour nap. It wasn't a dream.  Wednesday at 12:15am

Before you ask, NO I did not sit there and watch the Tea boil. Why bother? It's going on facebook.  September 13 at 5:08am

Another alcohol related freeway accident! Traffic was closed for hours while CHP was partying.

Kate Perry is married to this guy?!?
Arthur "What was that?!?"
"A french kiss."
"The french always surrendered. That was definitely german!"  September 13 at 12:29am

Finally! The REAL Star Trek cocktail recipes! Quark's BAR, Las Vegas Hilton. 
Instructions for making Klingon Blood Wine...
1 oz Cuervo Tequila

1 oz Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum
1 Dash Grenadine
2 Dashes Tabasco Sauce
Fill With Cranberry Juice
-  Blending Instructions:
Start with ice filled beer mug, combine ingredients, starting with Tabasco. Shake twice to ensure drink is well blended before serving.
For Worf's drink of a true warrior, replace cranberry juice with Prune Juice.
     For parties, mix 1 bottle of tequilla, 1 bottle of rum, 1 bottle of hot sauce, and 1 bottle of off the store shelf prune juice. Forget the grena-whatever-it-is! True warriors drink it at room temperature. Q'pla!

Warp Driver: 3 shots of Citron Vodka, one after the other. Followed by lemon juice in a shot glass [no sugar. watch your health].
"Ahm givin' all the power she's got!"

Ask for a [Klingon] Raktajino from Starbucks (or >shudder< Peet's)...
6 oz fresh coffee, regular
1 shot coffee liquor
1 shot chocolate liquor
1/4 tsp vanilla essence flavour
Serve piping hot or well chilled with whip cream float. For hot, add sprinklings of instant/freeze-dried coffee on top Q'Pla!

Set your Phasers to Stun... a bottle of your favorite light beer with a shot of light rum in a suitable handheald container... preferrably a mug.  Set to Kill... replace with dark beer or ale, 151 proof rum, add a shot of Tequila.  September 12 at 5:11pm

"I hit you! and you hit me! Po-ke-mon!"
What inspired me to create my own drink recipes and twists onold ones.
An Internet cafe doesn't even serve food or beverages. A coffee shop is a "bring your own laptop" establishment. Lounges in bookstores will soon die out with the bookstore. Imagin a bar that has video games and drinks inspired by it!  The Mana Bar  Hasib says  Yeah I need to go her

I posted this once "If you are dying of hunger, don't go to Denny's! Once seated, wait half an hour for someone to take your order. Another 45 minutes before it gets to you!" Emeryville this time. The following article is something to laugh at. Watch the unrelated videos below.  September 12 at 7:02pme.

I am reminded of disco nights where I meet up with someone new, dance all night, until 2 am closing.
New Boyz - Better With The Lights Off Ft. Chris Brown... and no I don't drink those "guaranteed to make her look pretty" drinks.
A new twist on a 1970s tune. Heard it on the new show Ringer
Valerie Yerger  We would have appreciated this even back in the 1970s. I Like It - The E Family

Many times I wondered... Too late to turn back now - Cornelius Bros and Sister Rose A great song to electric slide or slow dance with emotion :-)

I have a degree in Celsius. Isn't that cool?  September 12 at 6:21pm

Besides the gospels according to John, Paul, George, and Ringo, I take in some words from the acts of the Rollon Stones. "You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes well you just might find You get what you need" as well as Wild Horses

This is the kind of music the generation after mine grew up in. Again it proves my point of [most] rappers not knowing proper english nor being able to carry a note.  Back That Azz Up (HQ / Dirty)
The original Back Dat Axx Upp... Rikishi!  I like the version with Ed Guerrero and Chyna, but the fight scene before it is 3 min long on YTube.

If anyone has been trying to reach me by phone, I am "off the hook!"

I am inspired by my new found lack of knowlege in many things.
I dread the morning when I wake up and ask "Is ther anything else?"

I saw this young blond at the top floor patio, obviously looking for something lost. I started helping her asking "What did you lose? Where was the last time you saw it?"i-l She blushed and smiled sweetly "My keys. I lost them in the basement garage." I stopped to look at her "Why are you looking up here?"
She answered "It's brighter up here."

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